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 9F13 - I Love Lisa
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quotes:
- Ralph: My parents won't let me use scissors.
(children start laughing)
Ms. Hoover: The children are right to laugh at you, Ralph. These things couldn't cut butter. 
- So, do you...like...stuff?
- You choo-choo-choose me?
- The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.
- Ralph: At least you guys are my friends.
(ducks swim away)
Chief Wiggum: Son, I know just how you feel. You've got a great little girl and the world's your oyster!
Ralph: No, dad, she made a fool out of me.
Chief Wiggum: Hey, come to think of it, she did! Well, she didn't reckon with the awesome power of the chief of police! Now, where did I put my badge. Hey, that duck's got it! Aw, come back! I need it! Ah, fine, keep it.
- Uh, Miss Hoover? I glued my head to my shoulder.
- Ralph: Miss Hoover, I don't have a red crayon.
Miss Hoover: Why Not?
Ralph: I ate it.
- Leave me alone. I'm here to play George Washington.
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